Top Ten rules for new and old riders

1 If a committee member asks you a question, always say YES even if you want to say NO.

2 After filling up with fuel, move your bike away from the pump, even though they might call the police for stealing fuel.

3 Remember the customer is always right, unless you are a Laney's customer.

4 Please don't ask Laney for credit unless you like hospital food (which apparently is better).

5 Never turn up on a dirty bike unless Ratty's bike is dirty, in that case never turn up on a clean bike.

6 Don't worry if Ratty doesn't wave to you as he's probably changing his CD.

7 Don't worry if you forget a tee shirt for a rally weekend as you get one with your rally pack, but you are not allowed to wear it that weekend.

8 It is very dangerous to smoke when filling up, so please move one or two feet away.

9 If Trevor takes "the scenic route" it means he's lost.

10 Please move over to allow marshalls to pass unless you are an off duty marshall, in which case just ignore your mirrors and the loud revving.

These rules are subject to change at a moments notice.

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